HCh

Hello beautiful people!

(LinkedIn vibe): After years of living in my current place with some amazing roommates, I’m thrilled to announce that I’m on the hunt for another roomie to team up with to rent a two bedroom two bathroom apartment in downtown starting October 1st. My budget is flexible and even open to luxury buildings like 10 York, or The Well. I’ve been living with the two girls in the photo since April 2024 and they wanna sadly move out to be closer to work and to live with partner.

More about me:

1. 34 year old straight guy working in sustainability. I work remotely from home. So, if you’re one of those people who don’t want their roomie working from home and you rather living with someone who commutes to work with their rusted bike to shovel elephant sh*t at a circus, I don’t have such a glamorous occupation.
2. Omnivore, non smoker, no pet, and recently started drinking a bit. My controversial opinion: alcohol is overrated.
3. Looking for a non smoker and pet free person.
4. Have lived with about 30 roommates from all over the world: Canada, India, Iran, France, Germany, USA, Canada-Costa Rica, Japan, Brazil, Italy, Hong Kong-Canada-South Korea, Pakistan, Colombia, and Russia. Still missing living with someone from Norfolk Island, but wait! Don’t wanna live with in a penguin even though they were hit with Trump’s tariffs. Let’s just say, I’ve got stories, lots of them. I’ve lived with a couple, and twice with gay roomies. Still missing a lesbian to complete the collection! Once had a miserable roomie in Montreal called Geneviève (＞﹏＜). If your name is Geneviève and you still decide to reply to the ad, it’s basically like you’re trying to convince me you’re an honest politician or a virgin hooker, nice try 😉
5. 🎉 (Not the short-term fun you’re used to, Tinder addict! Just talking about hobbies here): Before the pandemic I used to hit up this event called Mundo Lingo to meet people and play some games and sports like foosball and ping pong. After Covid, I pretty much just lie on the couch reading Trump’s The Art of the Deal. And yep, my debts have been stacking up like it’s a how-to manual! (╥_╥) Okay, getting a bit serious now. I’m into hiking and grabbed a national park annual pass in September, only to find out there aren’t many parks near Toronto. Classic. I love hitting up Cineplex for movie nights with friends and even organize the events myself! I’m also all about the spa life, especially Scandinave Blue Mountain Spa (pure bliss). Road trips are my jam. I’ve done over 10 since 2023, so unless you’ve got some hidden gems, I’m pretty sure I’ve hit all the drivable spots. My last trip was the east coast when I drove 11,183 km in 26 days! And of course, I can’t forget about dining out with friends, especially at restaurants serving Mediterranean and Middle Eastern cuisine. Because who doesn’t love some hummus with their life?
6. Feel free to check out these profiles for review: https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/hch.1991 https://www.airbnb.ca/users/show/219667309

Perks of living with me:

1. I’ve got all the furniture needed for a 2 bedroom apartment. As a little courtesy, perhaps I’ll get the better room :P
2. I’m known as a pro deal hunter, and my roommates always end up saving a lot from my finds. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if Shoppers issued a worldwide warrant on me for the way I stack deals. Ask me how I get La Roche-Posay sunscreen for about $20, my Rogers phone plan with 70GB for just $22, or IMAX movie tickets on weekends for only $10.
3. I got a Costco membership and don’t mind sharing my drive to the store with my roomie.
4. Have a group of friends that I hang out with for movies, restaurant, picnic, etc. You’re more than welcome to join us.