John Ryan & you

I am Hans and I am here to pump you up. I have a ton of paddle boards and gear and there will be no lying around allowed, until after the miles are completed. Then we will have some spring salmon and mashed potatoes and some salad, smoke a doob and listen to some John Denver or some Iron Maiden whatever. Or you don’t even know I exist and I am like a phantom. I am a good cook, I clean well, I have a great sense of hahas, and I am fun to be around. Hopefully you are too. But if not I am fun enough for both of us.